Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Stall Jokes More Stall Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread