High wasted shorts!
Free shotgun
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
Baked Beans
One's a group of cunning runts...
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Because he was to short to be called an essay
Thunderwear.
They're both short essays.