What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.