What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!