What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!