Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Which country do doctors hate?

any