Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.