Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country