Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge