Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.