Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.