What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?