What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!