What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?