Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!