Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.