Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.