Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)