Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
About 10 pounds.
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Edam
A counter reformation.
The Sioux chef
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
1080p
Don't sleep long in it.
San Fran Crisco