What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

View Jokes More View Jokes

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!