What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco