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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Paper-view

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.