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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

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