Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.