What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza