What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.