What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!