What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!