What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!