What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing