What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.