Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Luters

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

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B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare