What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.