What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!