What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.