A duck. ... with hiccups.
Bottled Waddle.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
Anything you like - he can't hear you.
Punny ones
A viper !
Beast wishes.
She was the beast of the show!
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
