What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?