What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.