What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Cotton Wool Jokes More Cotton Wool Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.