How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Search and Destroy.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!