How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)