What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.