What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.