What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !