Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Putin on the Ritz.
Tchaikovsky's .
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
I told her that drinks were on the house
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
The white amount.
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
