What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.