What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.