What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.