How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.