A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because they had good high jeans
They have nerves of steal.
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
A Fungi!
Because he's a Fungi!
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
