A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Craig in the wall !
Carlene against that wall
Dadjokes
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
Zzzzip)
He was sick of all its shiitake.
now museum, now you don't
A deport-a-potty.