What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.