Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!