Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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A mountain gloat.

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They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!