Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !