Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!