Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!