Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !