What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops