What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !