Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Potter Jokes More Potter Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.