Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.