Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.