Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.