Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.