Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.