When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.