Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!