Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.