Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.