What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird