What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.