What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.