What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...