What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.