What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.