What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!