How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!