How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!