How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.