Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Chernobyl fallout.
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Discus
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