Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!