Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.