What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.