What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.