Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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Juans upon a time.

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Neighbor.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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By laying flowers on their grave.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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Pair-a-dice!

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.