Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.