Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.