Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!