Counterfitz
Because they have appeal!
Amputin
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
If they had one more it would be to farty
Rick O'Shea.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Because that I totally get.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.