Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.